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Le fameux magazine Wired qui se concentre sur l’incidence de la technologie dans les domaines de la culture, de l’économie et de la politique a publié un récapitulatif des six plus grands types de geeks accompagné d’une photo qui permettra de mieux se reconnaître.

Wired Magazine est à la fois admiré et détesté pour

  • ses principes libertariens (philosophie politique prônant la liberté absolue des individus)
  • son enthousiasme marqué pour les technologies, même si elles peuvent parfois paraitre utopiques !
  • et son approche expérimentale de la mise en page qui contient des encres aux couleurs vives et métalliques.

Je ne pense pas être un geek et cette photo est plutôt rassurante car je ne me reconnais vraiment pas !

Lecteur de ce blog, est ce que tu te reconnais dans cette photo ?

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Légende

1. The Fanboy
2. The Music Geek
3. The Gamer
4. The Gadget Guy
5. The Hacker
6. The Otaku

La suite c’est en anglais et ici

1. The Fanboy
Disposition: Speaks mostly in lines from The Simpsons, Star Wars, Highlander, and Ghostbusters. Enjoys arguing about whether Batman or Boba Fett would win in a fight. (Batman.)
Beliefs: The Force exists, but midi-chlorians are bullshit. Han shot first.
Turn-Ons: Princess Leia in slave gear. Starbuck (male and female incarnations). Amazing Fantasy No. 15. Velour uniforms.

2. The Music Geek
Disposition: Would be really happy to introduce you to music better than that overexposed crap you like. Always up for a show, but it’ll totally suck.
Beliefs: MP3s are not as good as CDs, which are not as good as vinyl LPs, which are not as cool as wax cylinders. What your speaker cables are made of matters.
Turn-Ons: A complete set of Sub Pop Singles Club 45s. VH1’s Behind the Music (hair metal only). 0.0 scores on Pitchfork. Vacuum tubes.

3.The Gamer
Disposition: High DEX and INT scores, low CHA (thus, the lack of friends). Given to indecipherable insults (”I pwn3d u, n00b!”).
Beliefs: The game Real World has a great physics engine, hi-res graphics, and convincing surround sound, but the learning curve is too steep. Girls should dress like Yuna in Final Fantasy.
Turn-Ons: Spawn points. Haptic feedback. Pac-Man ringtones. Morgan Webb. Split-screen co-op.

4. The Gadget Guy
Disposition: Sociable while waiting in line on launch day; ferocious in comments on Gizmodo. Seemingly unflappable in the face of early adopter’s remorse (aka Apple Newton Syndrome).
Beliefs: I can fix that. There’s no god but MacGyver. The price will drop in a month, but I need it now.
Turn-Ons: Unboxing videos. Backup batteries. Blue LEDs. Laser pointers. People who RTFM. Things that make loud clicking sounds.

5. The Hacker
Disposition: Chronically crabby — then again, having such a superior intellect is a heavy burden. Paranoid tendencies.
Beliefs: One shall stand, one shall fall. Sun allergy is a real condition. Cybersex: not utterly disgusting. Cory Doctorow is too soft on DRM. 2600 magazine has gotten too commercial.
Turn-Ons: Trinity. l33t fluency. Narc-spotting at DefCon.

6. The Otaku
Disposition: Alarmingly happy. Prefers to read right to left.
Beliefs: Manga is a medium, not a genre. Furries aren’t loathsome. I can learn Japanese from Gundam. Lynn Minmay is the most annoying character in the history of anything. The next major anime release will be a box office hit in the West — this time for sure. It’s not all tentacle porn, OK?
Turn-Ons: Tentacle porn. Dirty Larping. Dating sims. All things kawaii.

4 commentaires »

  1. Posté par Erwan, le 15 avr 2008 @ 14:55


    Je me considere pourtant comme un geek (accroc a la technologie, deformation professionnelle surement!)… je ne ressemble en rien aux personnages presentes!

    (Pas d’accent, je ne maitrise pas le clavier US)

  2. Posté par Baptiste Roynette, le 16 avr 2008 @ 16:48


    @erwan. tu n’as plus de cheveux..c’est pour ça que tu ne resemmbles pas !lol et tu es trop chic

  3. Posté par Culture, le 5 mai 2008 @ 7:30


    je te remercie por cette image ! ;)

  4. Posté par Baptiste, le 5 mai 2008 @ 10:37


    @culture: de rien…

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